there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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