Sry I called you an 8
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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