I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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