Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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