It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
i think i just lost a toe
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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