The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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