Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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