Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My vagina is very pro this idea
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
