Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
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