singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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