Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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