I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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