After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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