This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
