I only kidnapped one of them. chill
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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