i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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