I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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