I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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