I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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