I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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