woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Are we still banned from the library?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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