I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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