why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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