you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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