2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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