Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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