I am puke
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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