I don't think brook has ever known best
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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