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• (305): View more from Florida

  nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.

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  Totally get that.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?

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  I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.

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• (284): View more from British V.I.-Carib

  they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.

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  I'll uninvite my mom

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave

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• (845): View more from New York

  Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school

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