I think about you every night.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.