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bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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