She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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