i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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