we're chasing vodka with high fives
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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