There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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