We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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