I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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