dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize