i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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