Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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