dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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