like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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