it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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