Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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