I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
My life is pants optional.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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