I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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