What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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