So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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