East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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