After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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