I'm gonna have a badass scar
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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