hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
How does one acquire holy water?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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