Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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